Giant Panda Bear

Giant Pandas are the worst I hate them so much they're talked about so much for being the worst bear in existence (the next paragraph will have all the factual info this one is just gonna be me hating). First off these guys deserve to die. Living off of bamboo these lazy asses are proped up by the Chinese government just for panda diplomacy. I hope this doesn't make sense to you just so you can understand how I feel about Pandas I hate them.

Panda's being the dumbasses they are have the smallest range since they are dependent on bamboo. They developed opposable thumbs so they can eat bamboo more effectively. They are almost exculsively herbivores with the only meat they really eat being injured animals. Because bamboo is mostly fiber they have to eat atleast 20 pounds per day to survive. Not only do they live off of shitty food they also are losers that probably listen to Weezer, Radiohead, or some other shitty virgin band. Pandas ovulate once a year and they have a day and a half to get pregnant. Of course since Panda's play WoW this often fails in zoos and breeding facilities. Sometimes they fail so badly that their pattern changes color the Qingling Panda which has a cool brown and white coat.

They are pretty cool but I have some reason to hate them (I don't know the reason I just know it was probably a good one). For that reason they are at 8th place despite their coolness.